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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Travel Back Through Time...

Wow, there seems to be so many things to blog about since my last post...hmmm...where to start off...okay, maybe from year end results...I did qute well, didn't fail my physics, miraculously...have i blogged all these?? Never mind...anyway got 5th in class (what a blumer, never expected so high...), a blessing in disguise...but lost to sicko Wai Hern...oh well...we'll see about that in the near future...

Then came the busy work. We had to like rush for the upcoming fashion show using recycled materials...yeah it was tough work. Using an estimated time of 70 hours per outfit (had to make 4)...it's as close as making a couture gown... and on that day, i was like on stage catwalking with some wings like in victoria's secret...totally gruesome. I like vic's secret though... we had one of the best costumes among the other schools, expected to win something at least (though i knew long ago we could never win with the designs...), maybe a merit, but look what happened in the end... we didn't win no shit. All the merit prizes were gone, we were thrilled. 3rd went to some sluts wearing lingerine made of plastic, showing the public how much flesh they could sell...we were happy...maybe we could actually win 2nd or 3rd...and the second prize goes to...St. Andrews sec...wtf...that school who chewed chewing gum on stage with no armpit or leg hair won 2nd?? you call that environmental?? Even i have more hair than they do...but no doubt they had a range that could tell a story. Egyptian theme. We were like...oh shit. Even though the other sluts didn't deserve to win, we knew they were going tho be first. And they were. The other sluts won. The sluts won the entire competition wearing lingerine made of crushed paper sprayed with gold paint (is it CFC free??) and cd pieces... you call that environmental?? What's with the judges these days...weaing little doesn't mean it's environmental...oh yeah...they had 6 dress altogether...while other schools had 4. They had 5 sluts wearing lingerine and 1 fat ass wearing a wedding gown. What the hell was their theme...let me guess...19th century high fashion lingerine?? We were so environmental loa...val wore this dress made of bee chun heng paper bag...hazy wore this gown made of bandage, curtain lining and some puffy material that was the same as mosquito netting...fir wore a dress made up of cd pieces entirely while i wore some gooey pants made of towel, shirt made of shirt with this belt, paper cranes and photographs topped with mr tanna's leaves, and not forgetting my victoria's secret wings made of gold strings and wires. I so looked like a christmas moose. Errgh...whatever...

Then there was M&M. Well, choir sang ok, i was quite pleased with them, but i still fined the choir for not smiling. See, its not a matter of selling your smile, but how you portary yourself, or the entire choir in front of the audience. Most of the time when u don't smile, you look as if you are tired, glum, dying and frowning...it's not visually appealing. That's why we need to capture the attention of the audience, and the judges of SYF in the near future...anyway this time the fine idea is not brought up by me. It's by our very own President. At first she said 5, i was like just scare them lah, no need to really fine. But in the end I still fined, because everyone did't took her words seriously. And she blamed me for fining...where's the logic?? I mean u proposed, and I fine lah. Su Sar sia.

I seem to be writing a replica of the series of unfortunate events...ahahha!! Anyway, next topic.

Then there was this problem with chalet. Did a kind favour to organise 1 for the class, and all were supposed to pay be before school term ends, but in the end what happened?? All treated my words like dirt and flicked it away; only 3 people paid me...out of like 25. WOW! Then i was like reluctant to book, then this Zhi Lei keep pestering me, said I was vicious, like hello?? Vicious in what sense? Told you guys i'll be booking and changed my mind after that because you guys did't pay me (including you leh...)...is it my fault? And I never used the word I PROMISE to book... Then I shall say you people are worse then me loa...expect me to pay 198 bucks 1st, and now that i have, expect me to pay for BBQ food? First and foremost, I don't print cold hard cash. Second of all, I am not an ah sam. Never mind, i'll just be a nice man...and i'm not as rich as u think...i'm average...You havent seen my bank account, my mum's bank account, my dad's bank account and my house. I don't live in a mansion or around the estates of Bukit Timah like Goh Chok Tong does... and my dad bought this house 10 years ago, where this house is like so cheap lah. I didn't buy it recently for 1.4 millon you know. Besides, my dad is still paying the debts of this house...

Phew...what a mess...

Then came choir BBQ. Something fun at least. Got smoke in my eyes, weeped like shit and ate so much prawns and satay. Threw water bomb at each other, pee-ed with Edmund along the beach under a coconut tree (it was dark at that time, DUH!) and changed out with Chris at the same spot...I feel like i'm in a Kampong...so nature...then we waited a life time for that 401 bus and played in the middle of that spooky yet quite straight road, waiting for a taxi to arrive...

Then i became all sporty. After watching the Asian games from Doha, i had a all new mind set. Get macho and skinny. When i go to school, people will be like, who's that skinny toned man over there...but then again, i'm still working on it... play tennis, then go gym, swim, sun tan,badminton, and shopping. Repeat again. I included shopping cause i'll be walking about Orchard road under the hotsun from noon till 10 in the evening without eating food until dinner. Non stop action. Burns calories and tones up your legs. Cool huh?!

I want to get dark!!!

Then there was this time went to Marina Square with my friends, and guess who i saw, yet again...BINGO!! I saw Ms Serene Ow again! With her husband this time. HUSBAND. officially since last year. or this year...hmm... so you3 yuan2 leh, always see her... and i'll always bum into zhonghuarians everytime...not a good sign.

Singapore is pathetic btw...only got 3 golds...how to make it to olympics? Never mind...i'll make it there someday...

10:08 PM

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