- I havent completed my homework and i barely touched it. I think I will get a
thrashing for having incomplete assignments.
- E Lim's gonna leave and Ms ow's not teaching or band anymore...WO BU
YAO!!! This can't be happening!!! I want my A1 for EL!!!
- Chalet's next week...
- Time flies. Going back to school in 3 weeks time. First day got PA duty
le...haiz...
- Flying to Taiwan soon...wee:)
- Katharine McPhee's album releasing sson.
- I'll be able to watch NC-16 movies in 1 months time.
- Prelim will start approx in 7 months time.
- I want my 10 for raw...
- SYF next year...aiming for GOLD for choir...EL will remain as gold i think.
It's gonna be a busy year...
- Christmas year end sale is coming soon.
- I will fly to UK in 1 year's time...
- I will get fit.
- I'll be refined and quite next year... (yeah right...)

Just Crap.

Enjoy Life (it's impossible i know).

Shop.

And Just Crap Once More.

11:00 PM

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Wow, there seems to be so many things to blog about since my last post...hmmm...where to start off...okay, maybe from year end results...I did qute well, didn't fail my physics, miraculously...have i blogged all these?? Never mind...anyway got 5th in class (what a blumer, never expected so high...), a blessing in disguise...but lost to sicko Wai Hern...oh well...we'll see about that in the near future...

Then came the busy work. We had to like rush for the upcoming fashion show using recycled materials...yeah it was tough work. Using an estimated time of 70 hours per outfit (had to make 4)...it's as close as making a couture gown... and on that day, i was like on stage catwalking with some wings like in victoria's secret...totally gruesome. I like vic's secret though... we had one of the best costumes among the other schools, expected to win something at least (though i knew long ago we could never win with the designs...), maybe a merit, but look what happened in the end... we didn't win no shit. All the merit prizes were gone, we were thrilled. 3rd went to some sluts wearing lingerine made of plastic, showing the public how much flesh they could sell...we were happy...maybe we could actually win 2nd or 3rd...and the second prize goes to...St. Andrews sec...wtf...that school who chewed chewing gum on stage with no armpit or leg hair won 2nd?? you call that environmental?? Even i have more hair than they do...but no doubt they had a range that could tell a story. Egyptian theme. We were like...oh shit. Even though the other sluts didn't deserve to win, we knew they were going tho be first. And they were. The other sluts won. The sluts won the entire competition wearing lingerine made of crushed paper sprayed with gold paint (is it CFC free??) and cd pieces... you call that environmental?? What's with the judges these days...weaing little doesn't mean it's environmental...oh yeah...they had 6 dress altogether...while other schools had 4. They had 5 sluts wearing lingerine and 1 fat ass wearing a wedding gown. What the hell was their theme...let me guess...19th century high fashion lingerine?? We were so environmental loa...val wore this dress made of bee chun heng paper bag...hazy wore this gown made of bandage, curtain lining and some puffy material that was the same as mosquito netting...fir wore a dress made up of cd pieces entirely while i wore some gooey pants made of towel, shirt made of shirt with this belt, paper cranes and photographs topped with mr tanna's leaves, and not forgetting my victoria's secret wings made of gold strings and wires. I so looked like a christmas moose. Errgh...whatever...

Then there was M&M. Well, choir sang ok, i was quite pleased with them, but i still fined the choir for not smiling. See, its not a matter of selling your smile, but how you portary yourself, or the entire choir in front of the audience. Most of the time when u don't smile, you look as if you are tired, glum, dying and frowning...it's not visually appealing. That's why we need to capture the attention of the audience, and the judges of SYF in the near future...anyway this time the fine idea is not brought up by me. It's by our very own President. At first she said 5, i was like just scare them lah, no need to really fine. But in the end I still fined, because everyone did't took her words seriously. And she blamed me for fining...where's the logic?? I mean u proposed, and I fine lah. Su Sar sia.

I seem to be writing a replica of the series of unfortunate events...ahahha!! Anyway, next topic.

Then there was this problem with chalet. Did a kind favour to organise 1 for the class, and all were supposed to pay be before school term ends, but in the end what happened?? All treated my words like dirt and flicked it away; only 3 people paid me...out of like 25. WOW! Then i was like reluctant to book, then this Zhi Lei keep pestering me, said I was vicious, like hello?? Vicious in what sense? Told you guys i'll be booking and changed my mind after that because you guys did't pay me (including you leh...)...is it my fault? And I never used the word I PROMISE to book... Then I shall say you people are worse then me loa...expect me to pay 198 bucks 1st, and now that i have, expect me to pay for BBQ food? First and foremost, I don't print cold hard cash. Second of all, I am not an ah sam. Never mind, i'll just be a nice man...and i'm not as rich as u think...i'm average...You havent seen my bank account, my mum's bank account, my dad's bank account and my house. I don't live in a mansion or around the estates of Bukit Timah like Goh Chok Tong does... and my dad bought this house 10 years ago, where this house is like so cheap lah. I didn't buy it recently for 1.4 millon you know. Besides, my dad is still paying the debts of this house...

Phew...what a mess...

Then came choir BBQ. Something fun at least. Got smoke in my eyes, weeped like shit and ate so much prawns and satay. Threw water bomb at each other, pee-ed with Edmund along the beach under a coconut tree (it was dark at that time, DUH!) and changed out with Chris at the same spot...I feel like i'm in a Kampong...so nature...then we waited a life time for that 401 bus and played in the middle of that spooky yet quite straight road, waiting for a taxi to arrive...

Then i became all sporty. After watching the Asian games from Doha, i had a all new mind set. Get macho and skinny. When i go to school, people will be like, who's that skinny toned man over there...but then again, i'm still working on it... play tennis, then go gym, swim, sun tan,badminton, and shopping. Repeat again. I included shopping cause i'll be walking about Orchard road under the hotsun from noon till 10 in the evening without eating food until dinner. Non stop action. Burns calories and tones up your legs. Cool huh?!

I want to get dark!!!

Then there was this time went to Marina Square with my friends, and guess who i saw, yet again...BINGO!! I saw Ms Serene Ow again! With her husband this time. HUSBAND. officially since last year. or this year...hmm... so you3 yuan2 leh, always see her... and i'll always bum into zhonghuarians everytime...not a good sign.

Singapore is pathetic btw...only got 3 golds...how to make it to olympics? Never mind...i'll make it there someday...

10:08 PM

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Yesterday was a really enjoyable occasion as E5 gathered at Las Vegas...well not really. It's at Marina South, Zheng Fa live steamboat restaurant. At ONLY 12 bucks, dinner was widespread. It included a wide variety, ranging from shell fishs to seafood to white meat to red meat to vegetable and to cooked food. Sorry, but it's definitely better than Seoul Garden. I'm not alwaws about food, so that's not what made me happy, haha!

We gathered around Marina Bay and prayed for a deseaced friend of ours...yes it was none other than our very own Pei Ying... the 14 years old was forever gone, but... WE WELCOME A 15 YEAR OLD PEI YING!!! Haha! It's a weird wad to wish a friend hoa??

So anyway, we had loads of fun. I felt it's one of the happiest moments on eatth, especially when this is the only time i felt that i'm bonding with the class...Alan, jia you!! -__-''.... We were all very cooperative, and worked hand in hand while eating. Gideon bought the drinks, Zhi Lei shelled the prawns for Wan Yi and I... I cooked for Wan Yi and Zhi Lei, and as for Wan Yi, erm... she only ate the food...haha!! We did went to the arcade before and guess what?! I won the Datona challange, comprising of Valerie, Yee En and I myself. Can you believe it!? I only enter an arcade once in a blue moon and i could actually win Yee EN!!! Then we went to play Puzzle Bobble...I competed against Yee en...and guess what?! I won the game as well!!! I only enter an arcade once in a blue moon and i could actually win Yee EN!!! Miraculously!

I didn't eat my fill... I didn't even know that there was stingray in sambal chilli and vegetables until I went to collect the B dAE cake...OH MAN!!! No wonder I could practically hear things like, where's Alan? Quick, come pick me up! errgh!!! I picked up the cake together with Wanyi and we celebrated pei ying's early b day! The damn lighter we borrowed was practically lousy. We took like 5 minutes to light a silly candle. How lame is that?? we could also hardly place the candles on the cake. It kept dropping on the blueberry filling...so as usual, we did the traditional B day celebration. The wishing and blah blah blah. Just that this was a little different. It was filled with the sincerety of 24 E5 hearts :)

Oh yes, did i mention that I was creamed? yeah, I started applying cream on everyone's faces and uhm uhm... i was chased by Ming Li and I surrendered. I got cream by everyone. Check out that pic of mine at our class blog...I had a free facial though...and a hair treatment. It's good for me to show the other side of myself...not in school. I would be like crazy young britney... (take out the bitchiness.) I still love you Britney though...but you need to skip the cokes and get some slimming treatment! Back to the topic...

I was really being playful. From the creaming to the photos. Yah... all the act cute and the jumping...I got to know Wan Yi more especially. She's not as tough as she seems...it's far from Yee En, trust me. HAHA!!! We talked quite some bit and I guess we didn't bitch at each other three months ago.

At around 7, just as we started gobbling our food, we were entertained by a series of bimbotic-ness. Hui Yun, please don't kill me. The waiter was like asking Hui yun to move further back cause she was like so glued to the table?? Then suddenly, she became the other pole of the magnet and repeled. So much so that her chair tripped over the age of the stair and yes people!!! Hui Yun fell!!! In Chinese, we have this proverb, SI JIAO CHAO TIEN... it's just the phrasal verb to describe her. Then as she was in the midst of performing her stunt, she tried to teach Joshua how to flip around, but luckly for Joshua, he didn't hit himself right in the ass. If you want to know how the scenario looked like, look for me in E5...i'll demo once for you...yah, so there was like screaming and laughing and thank god there wasn't any pedestrain walking on the pathway... OMG...hui yun, please don't kill me...

So that was E5...a never before fresh bubbly E5. CAO!!

10:10 PM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEI YING!!! :)

6:25 AM

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I had enough!! CALVIN LIM U LISTEN UP! stop spreading stupid rumours about me and telling people i have no friends in E5 u bitch! Just because a petty BOY like u hit me cause """i did u wrong""" (bullshit.) doesn't mean u start spreading rumours about me. Especially when these are what i told Gideon, and he, out of stupidity, told you! You don't just backstab people and start breaking promises, spread things about me! This is so totally ****! and I'm really fucked-up!!! (sorry for using inappropriate english terms, but this i can't help it. It's too sensity!) He made it clear not to tell anyone, and you did. He did it by telling you, so that's the biggest mistake! He didn't kept his word, but i forgive him. At least he was willing to realise he's wrong! but you? you no nothing! You do not appreciate friendship and no nuts about it! You don't spread bullshit out of me after you felt i did wrong to you, when you hit me on the head on that red ZHONGHUA CONCRETE WALL and punched me in the stomach. Thank god I had more fats at that time. If this is your way to gain attention and win friendship by arousing gossips, you are really an unpredictable bastard. You shold know there are some things which spreading makes not much difference, and somethings which are sensity and moral degrading! you stupid DORK BRAIN! I'm deeply sorry if i offend anyone (other than him) with my laguage, but please do understand. You don't just spark gossips with an ALAN THEME and gather people around you so that you feel befriended and a sense of satisfaction. WRONG!! It makes you look more despo and it proves that your friendship doesn't last. Backstabbing sounds cliche and so childish, but it's definitely one of the most dreadful killer in a friendship, which no one appreciates, except maye you. I do have friends, but not a lot of close ones i admit. But i do have casual friends, even though friends cannot be described according to categories, how attached you are to them. NO! Each is unique, undescribable. You don't judge people!!! HOHOHO!!! and you say i come close to you because i need a friend, 'cause i have none?? uhuhh!!! wrong answer. U are a 10.0 magnitude earthquake. Deadly and unredictable. That's the last place i want to be, and it so happens i've never been there. Speaking of close?? since when was i even close to you? going home together 3 times means close? that means i'm attached to tonnes of people. You can't look more desperate than that mister. I'm not like you, i don't bring up your disgraceful past to create a propaganda against you. Not my type, too bad. So please shut your trap because I have nothing to do with a petty BOY which couldn't take criticism as much mother nature could. Apparantly you haven't learnt your lesson. After ur buddies so called "severe ties" with you, you dug up history again. Please do some soul searching or you'll end up in a bad plight. I have taken your footsteps before. But i've taken a detour, and i'm thankful about that. Put yourself into my shoe and think how i would feel when the rumour is spread to a bunch of people? Making up is different from patching up. Think about it. In the meantime you deserve to be "abandoned" by Gid. Just for the time being though. I don't do propaganda like someone does. It's up to you to do what you think is right.

I might sound like a bitch, but i am one. But a mild bitch now. Last time was much worse. trust me, you don't want to contact that.

Sometimes there are limits to one. It's true that there are ugly sides in life, but these sides exist as hindering obstacles, and some as the deadly lethal weapon. What you just did was worse than rubbing salt, or even acid on an open wound. If this is your way of killing two birds with one stone; make me die then celebrate with others, and at the same time know a few one night stands, then i really have nothing to say. If you think hurting someone is a way to pleasure yourself, you know what you are.

A true, real pervert.

12:40 AM

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This week's going to be really busy.tomorrow have to make a trip downtown to tanglin () so scary lah. My heart is in my mouth and i'm so not looking forward to it! What if i'm charged for something?? WO BU YAO!!! God help me out in this and dun make me break down. Make it the first and last trip please??i just don't want to be pestered. Ms ilan told me to be brave, pluck up courage,everything's gonna be alright, go subortinate court...(did i spell correctly??) Anyway back to the topic...i'm ony 15!!! (near 16 though...nc - 16, here i come...whee :) ) just have to walk on by...lord, i need your guidance...

12:30 AM

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Ok, I want to thank lord fist 'cause I PASSED my physics paper!!! Miraculously. With a mere 57, it's still quite pathetic. The fruits produced this time ain't as perfect, as craving, as mouth-watering as the mid year season. Dropped my standard, which totally sucked. Never mind, as in not never mind-never mind, but arrrgh! never mind. I will just treat this as an obstacle hindering my path to learning and achieving more. The formula? studying, concentrating, reading more men's health mags, intensive body building, and indulging myself to even more Haagen Dazs ice cream...totally! Brandied cherry, lemon sorbet, strawberry and strawberry cheesecake rocks the house totally. Anyway, its kind of disappointing for both maths. A previous top top top in class for E-maths test, third for mid year, dropped to a pathetic 65?? And a top ten in A looped into a 64 black dungeon. Haiz...it all my fault. I had poorer time management and guess haven't studied a lot to kick up with a hell of a storm. (did i use this phrase correctly?? totally into english now. Brushing up...) OH YES!!! and that humanities!! it really made me flare. I got so damn low and like practically everyone won me... -__-'' all because of the SS essay!!! I'm kicking up a fuss now and blowing flames everywhere now... cool down. The more surprising subjects were Chinese and Chemistry. Chinese got 1st, not a big deal lah. Everyone has practically the same marks loa, just a difference in 1 mark or so...and there's Higher chinese too :) ...that guan sisi especially! her mandrin is like super PRO lah!!... then had Chem returned to us. got 69 (Yea!!) for the first time so high...(not very high lah i know)...but anyway it's going to be pulled down by other semester's results...dun remind me of them...OH YES! and mrs E lim was like hmmm steady!!...we can only hear such things coming from her once in a blue moon. I'll treasure this moment, store in paraffin oil or something... what's left is english paper and i heard 3/4 of the class in E2 and E1 failed...Can u feel the tension near my bum? its tightening. Will i get retained for failing?? havent finish summary loa...and vocab was just "hamtam"...god bless lah...

11:27 PM

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i've been u zapping for about 20 mins. yesterday was 40 minutes of zapping. Must break yesterday's record. Get that bod of some hunk or stuff.

Zap zap, U ZAP!!!

8:46 AM

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In another 8 hours i'll be heading for school after 5 days of long break. Visited a few places after exams with gid, qing, ah lei, val and wad's her name? Oh yah, jie ying. Huge shopping spree! From the magnificent (just exaggerating) Orchard Road (WOW!)...to the never ending Bugis Street (HOT!)... to the mind blowing Marini Square (it's quie boring actually...except TOP
MAN! u ROCK! UK fever)... let's put the fun aside...

It's really difficult to face your examination results, especially when you know you will be failing a few. What a blow. The first period is Miss Ting's class, Physics! (did anyone just said Physics?) Anyway, thats the worst paper so far and i can gurantee i'm failing it. My instinct tells me so. It's like in every three questions, i don't know how to do two?? I'm such a faliure...and what a wet blanket. I bet i'd have no mood for the rest of the periods after know i've failed drastically. I studied though...HARD dude. Guess i'd need to buck up...

Well i'm sitting in front of the computer for like an hour, U-zapping for like 40 mins... they said 10 minutes would prouduce the best effect but i've exceeded it four times. I even switched on the heater...wonder if it would overheat and burn my tummy...or simply, fats. (I sound so pathetic...)

English is another major issue. It's like the most important subject and i'm worrying for myself, afraid of failing it. Didn't complete my summary and my compo. I'm dead meat. And the pain is going to drag another day for there's no english period tomorrow. Know what, i'm so going to cheong for english and seek help from ms ow whenever i need...(provided that i wun get retained...) Oh god, forgive me not for all sins committed, but at least be graceful enough to put me through such a torturing event and erase it from reality. I'll lose more weight as well...

Then the biggest weight of all...it's kind of sensitive...and i'm really worrying it. I have to go down to the station for god knows what, and i really want to get it over with. It's been bugging me for more than a month, a month of sleepless nights and a month of moral degregation. I'm morally and physically insulted for a month. Just when i've set it aside and determined to lead a whole fresh life, you called and reminded me of everything. You brought me back into time and forced me to walk that painful history, and what's coming next this Tuesday? I beg you lord to spare me from such demoralising event and put me through into a world of peaceful natural life. What if he changed the scenerio and they believed that bastard (oops, sorry) instead of the helpless me? Decided to charge me for my stupidity? or for something which i never did? I want to live my life, advance and head for collegwe in uk...serve the national service, head for my law degree and start a family. Please don't ruin my path and take my future away from me. After this Tuesday, just forget this case and contact me no more. I want my life.

That lonely life.

God i beg you let this be no tortourous that it could ever be and just let him question me finely. Don't penetrate through my weakening flesh, let alone my subsiding heart. Just have it done in a mere few minutes and let me taste the freshness of life and nature. I don't want to stand in that dark ominous murky cell where most souls trap themselves, never to be free again.

I want my life.

That lonely life.

10:54 PM

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Well it's been a while since i last blogged, knowing its quite an unhealthy past time. Anyway, this page has become more of a web diary, rather than a centre for bitching. I'm still considering whether to add a tagboard in this page after all the traumatising tags I have received so far...hmmm...especially when miss ow DO passby her students blog. Maybe that's another way to know the people beside you a little more in depth.

Today was quite an interesting day for Ye Min and Hazel popped by to my house to complete our first designers' Houte Couture collection. Yeah... speaking of completion...we tried making it once with Mu Qin's bod before the exams and can u believe it? We used white glue and elephant glue to stick the pieces of bandage together. Obviously it failed. This gown is inspired by a mummy by the way...(egypt pls, not hometown singapore!) So they've dropped by my house today to TRY complete the high class couture dress. We used really expensive materials to erect this piece of art work, costing 60 cents a roll. We bought 5, so it cost a BOMB. Instead of sewing, we took an easier way out. Staple the bandage together, leaving gaps in between...(lazy ye min...) and after hazel took it off, all our hardwork went down the drain. It tarnished.

So that was the second time. Then came the third. We used a slightly cheaper material, which I call it the luxurious cloth, costing a doller and sixty cents each. We again stapled, but left no spacing in between, and finally had it done with. Well, not exactly done. Hazel had to rush home so we only completed the dress at the thigh level...(did i spell that piece of flesh correctly??) So yeah, practise makes perfect, and faliure, definitely a key to success.

Oh by the way, due to a shortage of manpower, get ready to locate a best place to puke...i'm the forth model...haha!! and i'm losing weight and gaining muscles...at a slow rate though. OBVIOUS...i just lost this tiny bit of excess fat. A mere 1.5 KG. What an achievement :)

I know this thing's kind of boring, but just bear with it. I'm trying to remain as intact, as english, as human as possible :) CaoCao...

10:00 PM

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Right, i'm back...after all these months, things have finally settled down for me...exams have just by passed before me days ago and it really sucked. Frankly speaking...there might even be chance of me getting retained...if i do...poor sec 2 2006 batch. English was shit i remember...though i feel for it...but that paper, uhuh...poor time management plus loads of incomplete summary...where's the best place for me to puke? Then came physics, which was hell, i don't know why...loads of time for me to spare, and i just did not spark that brain of mine...
A & E math paper was really easy...but again, no time...i won't get to keep the 1st place again for A & E (that's like ages ago before i started failing A)... anyway... section c of E just went down the drain. !0 marks flew just like that! If i can still manage to get an A1, thank god. Combined Humans was quite smooth...aiming to be the cream of the crop (only this sub)...but on second thoughts...there's still wanyi and JK...a people...JK cheong already leh...this time i aim for a L1R5 16...pathetic...

BTW...the beloved family member of mine who passes away...was my cuddling little dog. I miss him...

11:35 PM

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6:57 AM

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